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Friday, October 28, 2011

Time is Fleeting

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Mark Twain

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain

Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.
- Geo. B. Shaw

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
- Lord Asquith

A man reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
- Henny Youngman

Middle age is when you realize there's one more thing in the world that's biodegradable - you.
-Robt. Orben

Middle age is when the best exercise is discretion.
- Laurence J. Peter

It's hard for me to get used to these hanging times.  I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns