Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
- Geo. B. Shaw
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
- Lord Asquith
A man reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
- Henny Youngman
Middle age is when you realize there's one more thing in the world that's biodegradable - you.
-Robt. Orben
Middle age is when the best exercise is discretion.
- Laurence J. Peter
It's hard for me to get used to these hanging times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns
