The greatest challenge is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Humour Quotes

Anger is nothing but a disguise for pain or fear. Try being sympathetic and assertive. 
 -David March

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.-anon

If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos.-anon

That money talks / I’ll not deny, / I heard it once: / It said, ‘Goodbye.’ '–Richard Armour 

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.   -anon

I made my money the old fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.    — Malcolm Forbes 

As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.       -victim

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.-anon.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum — 'I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.'

A man lives by believing in something, not by debating and arguing about many things. 

The road to hell is paved with good intentions and littered with sloppy analysis. 

Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.

Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.' –Mitzi Chandler 

  quoting Churchill -  "further u look back, the more forward u can see"